Do you feel about your scooter in this way ?

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Do you feel about your scooter in this way ?

Postby Paul » Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:57 pm

A Londoner parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues.

As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off.

More than a little distraught, the Londoner grabs his mobile and calls the police.

Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the man starts screaming hysterically:

"My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!"

After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disbelief:

"I can't believe how materialistic you Londoners are," he says. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life."

"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" snaps the Porsche owner.

The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you."

The Londoner looks down in absolute horror ......... "Bloody Hell!!!!!!" he screams........ "Where's my Rolex

Well Do You ?


BTW any Londoners Reading this, its just a joke......Honest :whistle:
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Postby Jim » Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:05 pm

Nice one! But how come the geezer didn't notice his right arm was missing when he grabbed his mobile?? Oh I get it. He was left handed and thumb dialled! (Just me being a bit prattish!) Nice to see you back on the site Paul, you're all looking good on the Kemble photo, riding without helmets looking like extras from Quadrophenia- I like your style!
See you around soon.

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