Bristol Mod Scooter Club

There's always one ! Its you Dave Innit ?
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Sorry Col, couldnt get me on that one as it was my twin brother, Guiseppe, born 3months after me in Milan ( lazy b*****y italian) however I do remember that rideout when you saw a bird in ambulance uniform and had to show off didnt you, ps are you out of plaster yet ?

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Well this is a Vespa,its your style of cap,and definately your style of driving
you old git !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vK5lf2EI4bk

Colin.....I notice you booked for 2 at the Xmas do, Liz and I beg you please not to try and run off like last year when it's your round, just take some extra cash......how embarrassing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nb0BogGIv0

Dave,
If I remember rightly, I bought Liz a Vimto,and you had a cup of Horlicks right after the Dinner !

Colin, as we approach old age, the memory plays tricks, it was embarrassing for Liz drinking that Vimto when she had been on Courvoisier Finest Brandy all night and then you try and get me to change from the finest Remy Martin 5* Cognac to Slough Elixir. Take a tip from a younger man and always secrete £20 in the old wallet to avoid moments like this......you know it makes sense and we are all rooting for you in your dotage

One reason I wont buy Liz strong drink
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And Your'e not a lot better Yourself !
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Colin, I know people lovingly refer to you as 'that old fart on a Lambretta' but your personal trainer was disgusted at you the other day during your limbering up for a rideout, it sounded like a rev and rip had just entered the room

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CYJJSH2KBU

REminds me of the old ditty

There was a young maid from Flax Bourton
Who had a big t*t and a short un
To make up for that,
she had a lovely great p**t
And a fart like a 500 Norton.